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Black Coffee: The Global Economy … on the Rocks

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Welcome to another rousing edition of Black Coffee, your off-beat weekly round-up of what’s been going on in the world of money and personal finance.

While you’re enjoying the extended Memorial Day weekend here in the good ol’ USA, please try to set aside a brief moment to honor the brave men and women who gave their lives in defense of our nation.

Okay … now let’s get this show on the road.

The masses have never thirsted after truth. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim.

— Gustave Le Bon

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

— Irish proverb

Credits and Debits

Credit: Did you see this? Tesla just cut $3000 off the price of its Model S sedan, and $2000 off its Model X SUV. Unfortunately, reducing the prices of its two most expensive models have increased concern that interest in Tesla’s electric vehicles is rapidly waning. Despite consistently struggling to turn a profit, apparently Tesla actually believes it can stop the bleeding by further lowering prices and making it up in volume.

Credit: Speaking of Tesla, since topping out at $387.59 last August, its share price has plunged more than 50%; it closed the current week at $190.63. But I’m sure that has nothing to do with reports that the drive for cost cutting is now so severe that teams at several Tesla facilities have stopped purchasing office supplies including toilet paper. (Insert your own scatalogical joke here. No, go ahead; I’ll wait.)

Debit: By the way, Tesla isn’t the only stock that’s in the doldrums right now. The Dow finished the week in the red for the fifth consecutive time. Yep. The last time the Dow had a five-week losing streak was eight years ago; June 2011, if you want to be precise.

Credit: In other news, I see that Jeff Koons’ 41-inch tall “Rabbit” sculpture sold for $91 million last week; that’s the most ever for a living artist, breaking a record that was set just last year. As Jesse Colombo notes, “The art market (is) a barometer for the amount of froth in the global economy and financial markets. When the art market goes ballistic, that’s a sign of an economic cycle in its latter stages.” Anyway, here’s what $91 million (commission included) buys today:

Debit: Meanwhile, taxpayers in America’s ten biggest cities face an average burden of $50,000 in debt incurred by county, state and city government entities. New York and LA had burdens of $85,600 and $56,390, respectively. But it’s even worse for Chicago’s residents: they currently owe $119,110! You know, they say George Washington never told a lie. Then again, he never had to pay income or property taxes either.

Debit: The ever-increasing tax burden for big-city denizens is especially bad news for the 59% of millennials who are living paycheck to paycheck. The millennials also spend an average of $478 each month for restaurants, entertainment and luxury items — ironically, that’s 33% more than the financially better-off baby boomers.

Debit: One reason millennials are in such dire financial straits is because they make up the majority of the 43 million Americans saddled with student debt; in all, $1.5 trillion worth. As a result, the average American household with student debt now owes $48,000 — and 5.2 million borrowers are in default. Not surprisingly, the only true beneficiary of these government student loans has been the universities. Imagine that.

Debit: Also not surprisingly, American millennials are approaching middle age in worse financial shape than the baby boomers and Gen X. A new study found that millennial households had an average net worth of about $92,000 in 2016 — adjusted for inflation, that’s 40% less than Gen X households in 2001, and 20% lower than baby boomer households in 1989. Hey … it’s not supposed to work this way, folks.

Credit: The good news for millennials is, there’s plenty of affordable housing. Believe it or not, thanks to fanatic demand from millennials, Amazon has recently started selling DIY kits, as well as pre-built tiny homes — including a $7250 kit that can be assembled in eight hours. No, really.

Debit: But seriously, as Zero Hedge observes, “The tiny home craze among millennials is just more evidence that living standards are collapsing.” On the other hand, I know a guy who would disagree with that assessment:

Credit: Ahem. More to the point, Sven Henrich helps shine a white-hot spotlight on part of the reason why living standards are declining: We’re all paying for the constant central bank manipulation we’ve been subjected to since the Great Financial Crisis of 2008:

Credit: Of course, that central bank manipulation, directly via a decade of low, if not negative, interest rates — and indirectly via stock market interference by the Plunge Protection Team — have painted central banks into a corner. As a result, Bill Fleckenstein says, “we’re stuck with policies that don’t work, but they’re afraid to change. As more people figure this out, it will have negative consequences for stocks and bonds.” At least in theory.

Credit: It may seem improbable at the moment, but one day the markets will overwhelm the central banks’ ability to keep the illusion that all is well. Thankfully, precious metals will be a guaranteed safe haven when that day finally comes — if they’re still available. One more bit of good news: 50 years ago, the inflation-adjusted price of silver was roughly $683 per ounce. It’s less than $15 today. Who says insurance isn’t cheap?

By the Numbers

Just in time to kick off the summer driving season, car-shopping and research site iSeeCars.com analyzed US fatality data for 25 million cars for model years 2013-2017 to find out which vehicles were most often involved in fatal crashes. Here are the top 10. (Note: the average fatality rate for all cars is 2.6 fatal accidents per billion vehicle miles.)

10 Dodge Challenger (5.8 fatal accidents per billion vehicle miles)

9 Kia Rio (5.9)

8 Nissan Versa (6.1)

7 Nissan 370Z (6.2)

6 Subaru BRZ (6.9)

5 Chevrolet Spark (7.2)

4 Kia Forte (7.4)

3 Honda Fit (7.7)

2 Chevrolet Corvette (9.8)

1 Mitsubishi Mirage (10.2)

Source: The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

The Question of the Week

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Last Week’s Poll Results

Which ability would you rather have?

  • Speak all languages fluently. (55%)
  • Speak with animals. (45%)

More than 1700 Len Penzo dot Com readers responded to last week’s question and — to my daughter’s dismay — it turns out that slightly more of them would rather be able to speak with any human than any animal. I don’t have the heart to tell her that I agree with the majority of my readers.

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Useless News: The Church Plaque

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed a young boy was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church foyer.

The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and then said quietly, “Good morning, son.”

“Good morning pastor” replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. “Sir, what is this?” the boy asked.

‘Well, son,” replied the pastor, “these are all the people who have died in the service.”

Soberly, they stood together, continuing to stare at the large plaque.

After a few more seconds, the boy’s voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, “Which one, sir? The 8:30 service, or the one at 10:30?”

(h/t: Sharon)

Other Useless News

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